If so, perhaps you'd like to move into my garage. It's hot, it's dark and there are a thousand little crevices where you can hide and spin your webs. We have chairs, tables, boxes, canisters, everything you might need to live a spider kinda life. Tons of dark places to explore, bugs to eat...man, it's awesome.
Plus, you'll be living with about ninety of your spider buddies. Rent is only two moth carcasses a month. Leave them in your web and I'll pick them up by the 3rd.