The HPV vaccine is on the market. The one that religious conservatives fear will usher in a new Age of Love. Because, you know, nobody had sex outside of marriage before 1968.
The market name is Gardasil. Which is hilarious in itself. I guess the name consultant group decided to pass on Cureadol, Medicisal and HPVVaccinasol.
As with any medicine, Gardasil has potential side effects. Such as "Redness in the injection area."
But...how...how would you tell?