Monday, August 20, 2007

Viva Viagra!

"Hey man, what are you doing? Cool, cool. Listen, we got a gig today. Well, practice gig really. Yeah, Jerry and the Jambones are getting together. You know that roadhouse off 285? About an hour north? Okay, we're all heading up there today. Yeah, Jerry just wrote this country jam about our boners.

No, seriously. It's a cornpone version of "Viva Las Vegas", but about our boners. Yeah, Viagra boners. Yeah, all ten of us will be there. What's it about? Um...how happy we are to have boners again, I guess.

Right, so we're gonna get up there, pop up a Viagra, do this number about our boners and that's pretty much it. Oh, when we get those boners, we're going to race out to our cars and peel out in the dirt so we can rush home to give our wives those boners. Yeah, it should stay up for the whole drive home.

Yeah, man, it's gonna be a lot of fun. See you around 3. Don't forget your upright bass."

And that is the phone call that preceeding the very natural and spontaneous jam session in the Viva Viagra commercial. Or so the MAN would have you BELIEVE!

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