Well, Rudy gave it his best shot but he came up short. Way, way, way short. I guess his platform of Bomb The Fuck Out Of The Middle East just never caught on with checkbook voters. Or soccer moms. Or NASCAR dads. Or Latinos. Or the sane.
So what's next for the most arrogant lisper in the world? I guess he'll have to go back to his old job. Giving speeches to various groups and charging $50,000 a pop. Tough break, kid.