Thursday, February 21, 2008

Are You A Republican?

The upcoming 2008 election is fostering a level of excitement that hasn't been seen since the 2004 election. People are excited to vote! Excited like they're voting on the next flavor of Doritos! This is big!

But with so many first timers heading to the polls, some people may not be sure if they're a Democrat or Republican. To help those confused souls out, I've created this nifty Are You A Republican? questionnaire. Proceed!
  • Are you a bad dancer?
  • Do your pants have pleats?
  • Does casual dress to you mean loafers with no socks?
  • Have you had the same hairstyle for over ten years?
  • Do you iron your jeans?
  • Are you worried about taxes cutting into your inheritance?
  • Do you work for an oil company?
  • Do you hate small birds?
  • Are you on a board of directors?
  • Do you like tacos, but not Mexicans?
  • Are you attracted to women in pearls?

If you answered yes to three or more questions, congratulations! You are a Republican! Get out there and vote McCain!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, pearls on a lady. I like.