I saw it on the freeway while driving to work. An older man, maybe in his 60s. Nicely kept gray hair. A crisp white dress shirt. A stately air of elegance. No, he was not driving a brand new Lexus.
He was driving a green Mazda Miata. With a license plate frame that read, "Chocolate Fixes Everything". I promise you that I saw this. My main hope is that he borrowed his granddaughter's car for the day because his granddaughter, who clearly is very sassy, needed his luxury sedan for the day.
I also saw a foam couch cushion sitting in a lane. People were reluctantly running it over.