Sitting in the community fridge right now is a single-serving Oscar Mayer microwaveable smoked sausage. With bun. Inside one of those silver trays to make the bun "crispy".
I don't care how broadly you define "good" and "happy", but that wiener will not be good and it will not make you happy. I think the best case scenario is a reaction of, "I am no longer hungry."
Then again, there's always the danger of "I am now depressed."