Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Somebody In The Office Is Gonna Be Unhappy Soon


Sitting in the community fridge right now is a single-serving Oscar Mayer microwaveable smoked sausage. With bun. Inside one of those silver trays to make the bun "crispy".
I don't care how broadly you define "good" and "happy", but that wiener will not be good and it will not make you happy. I think the best case scenario is a reaction of, "I am no longer hungry."

Then again, there's always the danger of "I am now depressed."

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