In 30 combined man/woman hours, the wife and I converted this:
Then when we were done on Sunday, I was so hungry I came up with a new dish for dinner. I call it Buffalo Legs. Grill up some chicken legs, then slather them in Buffalo sauce (1/3 cup melted butter, 1/2 cup Frank's Red Hot). It's like eating some nuclear wasteland chicken wing. Dunk the whole damn leg in blue cheese like it's sunburned and the blue cheese is aloe. Oh man. So good. Buffalo Legs! They go great with fries and three beers.Meanwhile, you were sitting around eating frozen grapes and watching NASCAR. You no good layabout! You're why America is falling behind China and India! I was toiling! Trying to keep us on top for at least two more years!