Monday, September 1, 2008

I Would Have No Problem...

With this woman being the linchpin in the latest Israeli-Palestinian peace talks in 2011. I'm sure she would have no trouble staring down Russian aggression. What a pick for a running mate.

She wants creationism taught in public schools, would outlaw abortion even in cases of rape, doesn't believe climate change is man made, wants to drill for oil on the White House lawn and is here to inform you that the Five-Day Forecast is coming up next.

This woman could be one stroke away from being told the nuclear launch codes! Holy sweet Jesus enjoying biscuits and gravy. There are about a million and a half questions for the press to ask this woman. "Who are you?" and "Why are you on a Presidential ticket?" head the list. But I'd like to see somebody ask "If you believe Earth is only 6,000 years old, how do you explain the oil you love drilling for so much?"

This...this is some elaborate practical joke, right?

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