Friday, December 21, 2012

AFFL Super Bowl Preview

LAST WEEK: 2-0SEASON: 58-30 (PLAYOFFS 4-0)

It seems traditional to start off with a look back at the trials and tribulations, peaks and valleys, left and rights of this 2012 season. But fuck it. We were all here, we all know what happened. So let's just skip the expository dialogue from a bad movie and get right into the good stuff.


MOTHER OF DRAGONS vs. THE WHITECHAPEL RIPPERS
Larry badly wants to win this one. Not just for the money, but also to "Stick it up the ass of every Barker on the planet, whether they're in this league or not." Direct quote. I don't know what the Barkers have to do with the title game exactly, but whatever he needs to get his team fired up, I suppose.

Gary started off the season by finagling the #1 pick, and now he's going to be the last man standing. Every guy he has in the lineup is a plus points start this week. He doesn't even need James Jones against the lowly Titans.

And let's not overlook the most exciting aspect of this title matchup, my pick. Could my picks possibly go 5-0 through the playoffs? Reach 59-30 on the season, 29 games over .500? Isn't that really more impressive than winning a fantasy football league with a bunch of good players? Shoot, anybody can do that. Nobody is going 59-30 with fantasy football picks! That's some real hot stuff right there!

THE PICK: MOTHER OF DRAGONS 107 - THE WHITECHAPEL RIPPERS 75

FUN BONUS PREDICTION: Abbadabba's scores 110 points, the league high for the week.

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