2018 AFFL Mock Draft (4 Rounds)

I wasn't going to do this originally because I didn't want to spill any of my clever secrets in the first round, but now that my first pick is much more obvious, let's do this.


ROUND 1
1) The Dude Has Got No Mercy - Saquon Barkley RB
2) The Night Boys - DeAndre Hopkins WR
3) WTTK? - Kenyan Drake RB
4) Little Baby Jesus - Julio Jones WR
5) Russellmania - Melvin Gordon RB
6) WTTK? - Cooper Kupp WR
7) Animal House - Davante Adams WR
8) Sigmund and the Seamonsters - AJ Green WR (Autodrafted after 5 minute limit expires)
9) That Kangaroo Stole My Ball - LeSean McCoy RB
10) Russellmania - Lamar Miller RB
11) Russellmania - Stefon Diggs WR
12) That Kangaroo Stole My Ball - Jarvis Landry WR


ROUND 2
13) The Night Boys - Alex Collins RB
14) The Dude Has Got No Mercy - Amari Cooper WR
15) The Whitechapel Rippers - Larry Fitzgerald WR
16) Little Baby Jesus - Rex Burkhead RB
17) WTTK? - Tom Brady QB
18) WTTK? - Jimmy Garropolo QB
19) Animal House - Andrew Luck QB
20) The Dude Has Got No Mercy - Jerick McKinnon RB
21) That Kangaroo Stole My Ball - Golden Tate WR
22) The Dude Has Got No Mercy - Robby Anderson WR
23) Heisenberg - Derius Guice RB (Didn't know he tore out his ACL)
24) The Whitechapel Rippers - Michael Crabtree WR


ROUND 3 
25) The Night Boys - Mark Ingram RB
26) The Dude Has Got No Mercy - Sammy Watkins WR
27) Russellmania - Chris Carson RB
28) Little Baby Jesus - Kenny Golladay WR
29 The Whitechapel Rippers - Tyrell Williams WR
30) WTTK? - Rob Gronkowski TE
31) Animal House - Dion Lewis RB
32) Sigmund and the Seamonsters - Tevin Coleman (5 minute limit expires again but he is driving to a place with wi-fi right now!)
33) That Kangaroo Stole My Ball - Marvin Jones WR
34) The Night Boys - Demaryius Thomas WR
35) Little Baby Jesus - Devontae Booker RB
36) The Whitechapel Rippers - Royce Freeman RB


ROUND 4
37) The Night Boys - Alex Smith QB
38) The Dude Has Got No Mercy - Allen Robinson WR
39) Russellmania - Tarik Cohen RB
40) Russellmania - Travis Kelce TE
41) The Whitechapel Rippers - Marquise Goodwin WR
42) WTTK? - Jordy Nelson WR
43) Animal House - Jamaal Williams RB
44) Sigmund and the Seamonsters - Drew Brees QB (Pick made in 12 seconds)
45) That Kangaroo Stole My Ball - Emanuel Sanders WR
46) WTTK? - James Washington WR
47) Heisenberg - Marshawn Lynch RB
48) Timmy Doesn't Have Any Friends - Stephen Gostkowski K