AFFL Week 4 Preview

LAST WEEK: 0-6 (!)

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SEASON: 3-9


This one is going to be a quick hitter because there's simply no time, man!

My great fear finally came true when Saquon went down with an injury. New York isn't New York without Saquon. I have lost a hero, I have lost a friend.





LITTLE BABY JESUS (2-1) vs. THE DUDE HAS GOT NO MERCY (2-1)
This loss is going to be especially disappointing because I don't think Semi is going to have a great week. I don't think I'm going to break 70, though.

THE PICK: LBJ 84 - TDHGNM 67


THE NIGHT BOYS (2-1) vs. RICK FUCKIN' DALTON (1-2)
If we're sticking with the movie theme, I guess this is the part in the saloon when Rick can't remember his lines and cries because he thinks it's all over.

Gary has FOUR players in the TEN/ATL barnburner this week. His entire starting lineup is only involved in four games.

I'd maybe consider D.J. Moore over Devonta this week, but either way, ol' Rick is bringing out his flamethrower this week.

THE PICK: RFD 118 - TNB 98


CHUBBY CHASERS (1-2) vs. ASSTANNER (2-1)
Chris and I were so, so close to pulling off a blockbuster trade this week but it just didn't come together. Brian Barker will be more ready to blow things up after this week.

Wayne Gallman sucks.

THE PICK: AT 94 - CC 81


THE WHITECHAPEL RIPPERS (2-1) vs. ANIMAL HOUSE (1-2)
Did you know that Pat Mahomes has never played in a dome?

Meyers is starting James Washington this week, which...I thought I was desperate.

Larry will escape with a win because his bad performance will be less bad than Meyers' even worse performance.

THE PICK: TWR 87 - AH 80


SIGMUND AND THE SEAMONSTER (0-3) vs. TIMMY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS (2-1)
I think I've said this before, but I swear Scott leads the league in Franchise Players who retire or leave the league. His FP slot is the Spinal Tap drummer seat of the AFFL.

There are currently 4 teams under 300 points on the season. They are all in the Hockey Season division.

THE PICK: SS 83 - TDHAF 70


WTTK? (2-1) vs. THAT KANGAROO STOLE MY BALL (1-2)
I think my trade hex powers might be back because I reached out to McCamey this week about Ekeler and Davante. The price was still incredibly high but he was away this week so we put it on pause. Since then, Melvin Gordon has returned to take his job back from Ekeler and Davante broke his foot or whatever.

I would play Mixon over John Brown against NE this week, but that's just me.

THE PICK: W 103 - TKSMB 84